Proclaim your profession to the world! Or just remind yourself when you look in the mirror.

Sometimes it’s not going so well. Pre-empt those well-meaning ‘how’s the writing going?’ moments with a nice clear invitation to… just not.

We all know writers run on caffeine. But sometimes you need something a little stronger. With this handy mug, no-one will ever suspect a thing…

Secretly we all want to talk about our work in progress, don’t we? Now you can go about your day secure in the knowledge that everyone will want to hear all about it.